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WEDDINGGGG [05 Jan 2006|08:07pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]
[ music | WEDDING BELLS ]

sorry but i have to post this:

MY BROTHERS GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!! (well if she says yes...)

AHHHHH IM SO THRILLED!

<333333333333333333

THERES HOPE FOR ALL OF US! I PROMISE!

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[04 Dec 2005|06:49pm]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | my spurs jingle jangle jingle ]

okay shut the fuck up im not gonna keep updating i promise its just funny cuzz i was drinking one of these with my family last night and voila!:

You Are an Appletini

Most of the time, you're a typical party girl / guy.
But when you get super sauced, you really up your sex appeal.



maybe its not that funny but i mean what r the chances of that?? tehre like sd100000000 other choices! hmm okay thats all.
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i never update this anymore and im not about to start but heres this-some eye candy [03 Dec 2005|12:07am]
[ mood | calm ]
[ music | rent ]

1. Sleep with or without clothes on? half?

2. Prefer black or blue pens? Blue

3. Dress up on Halloween? fuck yes

4. Like to travel? fuck yes

5. Like someone? not in the least

6. Do they know? if i did like someone they would because i wear my heart on my sleeves

7. Who sleeps with you every night? mogu pillows and my cell phone?

8. Think you're attractive? yes thanks

9.Want to get married? yes but scared

10. To? someone like mr semrad. HAHAHAHHAHAA

11. Are you a good student? there is room for improvement

12. Are you currently happy? right this second? like 12:10 am? no i cant tell what mood im in because i cant think right now?sfajgsjhlewfjlewkjwe

13. Have you ever cheated? yeah. why else would i be passing latin?

14. Birthplace? nasty nati

15. Christmas or Halloween? oo tough... halloween

16. Colored or black-and-white photo? colored

17. Do long distance relationships work? fuck no.

18.DO you believe in astrology? sometimes it takes me by surprise and for a moment i do

20. Do you believe in love at first sight? yeah otherwise the future is dim

21. Do you consider yourself the life of the party? fuck yes

22. Do you drink? no comment

23. Do you make fun of people? yeah mostly asians

24. Do you think dreams eventually come true? pshhh hasnt happened so far.

25. Favorite fictional character? spiderman. except he's completely real!!

26. Go to the movies or rent? umm both a lot. i am a movie whore

27. Have you ever moved? never

28. Have you ever stolen anything? yes... some beanie bopper clothes and a bracelet

29. How's the weather right now? cold enough to freeze the mascara off my face

 30. Last time you cut your hair? like what... 3 months?

31. Last person you talked to on the phone? my dad. hahahahaha fuck u all

32. Last time you showered? like 7 hrs ago

33. Loud or Soft Music? loud. clears my sinuses

34. McDonalds or Burger King? wendys.

35. Night or day? im a nightfox

36. Number of Pillows? one or none-they annoy me

37. Piano or guitar? i play piano. although i can play a mean ode to joy on guitar...

38. Future job? scientist... bartender... artist... fuck if i know

39. Current job? does babysitting a 10 yr old count?

40. Current love? smokey

41. Current longing? snow and chipotle and maybe sex too

42. Current disappointment? school and mr semrads married. (hahhahahaha kidding.)

43. Current annoyance? smokey

44. Last thing you ate? m&ms

45. Last thing you bought? a prostitute... kidding. some pizza

46. Most recent thing you are looking forward to? thrift shopping with brother

47. What are you hearing right now? my computer buzzing/this buzzing in my head

48. Plans for this weekend? thrifting-studying for finals-movies-sleeping out-church-studying

49. What did you do today? well i slept in and then got up to g2 school and then decided sexually transmitted diseases are scary motha fuckers. then went to kellys

50. Pick a lyric, any lyric or song: 525600 minutes how do u measure measure a year


thats basically it.

PS im straight. and yes i am playing rugby.

ITS FUN

PSS I WANT TO QUIT GS NOWWWWW. death.

AND im officialy ending my musical/performing arts dreams. i have decided i am not fit for such a place

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POST bday [23 Oct 2005|04:17pm]
[ mood | blowingchunks ]
[ music | call on me ]

yess im finally fucking fifteen. its about time! so i had a pretty crazy weekend. friday night had my girls over and we ate bangkok bistro and hung out. watched fever pitch. except didnt really pay much attention to it. a mean guinea pig bit me. hahaha and i ended up reading erins sex book outloud in my see through nurse costume-props to sarahs sister. pretty much 4th grade party except add the alcohol sex cussing etc. hahah. we played this really fun burp game... lol if someone burps u shout a color and last one to shout a color has to make an aroused orgasmic noise. (im pretty experiencend now) fun pile ups on the floor. u know the usual. watched the longest yard. omg i was so hyper and everyone else completely conked out before 2 even! jesssus. so i was like up laughing to myself. hahah and alex florez wished me happy birthday!!! im in love. hah so saturday hung out until sarah came over and we were SUPPOSED to go gokarting with logan and stephen this time. that fell through. (swear to god were never gonan get to gPO!!!) so my parents went out and we sat on my roof and ate left overs/drank some... applejuice... and played the burp game. hahaha my neighbors could most definetly hear us burping and screaming and moaning. good time.s so then we got ready and took pictures and went out to eat with family at precinct. OMG most heavenly thing EVERRRRRRRR! i got a 50 dollar lobster taiL!!!!!! <3 and it was so delicioussss. and my rents bought us wine! yay. my mom is such a weirdo. she got me leopard print pants, bear paw slippers, and a bracelet all from TJ max. and then got mad when i was like dissappointed. DONT WORRY. IM TAKING IT ALL BACK> ohhh not to mention my dad got me a TWISTA CD which he mistakened for Kanye west. HAHHA.  so i just got money and then i opened my last prezzie. A DIGITAL CAMERA!!! its my baby. its name? papa dribb yo. long story. so woke up today feeling not so hawt. dragged my ass to church for a certain dougie boy who happened to NOT SHOW. no surprise there... and so got bruegers with mary went home now im just slumping around getting worse by the minute. but hey! atleast i get to watch the bengals!!!
<3 rica

PS getting webshots now that ive got papa dribb.

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itsss FIRIDya [30 Sep 2005|04:55pm]
[ mood | dorky ]
[ music | chumbawamba ]

Today was barthalemew icky. so mrs peters made me sing like 8 measures by myself to the class without and piano. and it sucked my ass. (ill say ass cuzz i talk abotu my titties too much. lmao) okay so then i dunno i looked really tired. about 10 ppl told me to brush my hair. (but i didnt straighten the back. also lmao) but fuck them. and then i dont know really but im freaking out about USS nightmare cuzz montez is scaring me and he says its the scariest 30 mins of ur life etc etc. volleyball was after school. i was late and it was the worst practice in history of mankind. i probably wont get to play tommorow i sucked so bad. which sucks even more titties, i mean asses, cuzz its in columbus so my brother who i never see is going. oh and mr semrad beheaded me. (class project thing...) umm AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
more chocolate fortuneS: Flirting is mandatory. haha i like, i like. OFF TO KENZINATORS.<3

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[28 Sep 2005|08:58pm]
[ mood | lazy ]
[ music | extrodinary girl ]

waddup? didnt feel like leavin that extremely negative entry up as of recent so heres this one. my parents say partys off. im still trying to gnaw at them alittle... it might actually be workingg. we lost our game. fuckerss. umm some people may not appear as they seem.
?
out

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stood up, let down. [24 Sep 2005|06:02pm]
[ mood | rejected ]
[ music | gold digger ]

ive been stood up like 5 times in the past 2 days.
this sucks my titties.
now im about to go put putting and go carting with sarah a holcombe and chad and isaiah too apparently. only they havent called back. so i might end up getting stood up AGAIN. for the last time: getting stood up isnt a party.
far from it.

i need people who WANT to make the effort.

right now im just not feeling it.

and i feel like im beating a bunch of dead horses.

and someone is a royal bastard.

and alex rains works at a florist. lmao

<3 powerpuff

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FUCK-in deeper shit still [13 Sep 2005|08:20pm]
[ mood | creative ]
[ music | that bow ow thiug ]

grounded for like a month? it will probably change shortly... but i dunno i told my mom to fuck off. i mean she provoked me! and i tried to hold it in all through the dinner which i didnt eat and just sat there with my head on the table while my parents ate and told me how irresponsible i was and wouldnt let me leave. so i said fuck off. and she goes WHAT DID U JUST SAY? and im like F-U-C-K OFF. so now im grounded. and my dad hit me with the keyboard. i told him i hated him and was filing a law suit on him. im about to if he touches me one more time. why r men so fucking agressive?

EVER MORE SHIT:
what if i get expelled if mr semrad finds that? or what if he likes suggests counciling for me? or tells me that i need to just get my feelings out in the open? that note had some deep shit. it was like "omg i wanna have sex with mr semrad but hes married... blah blah." yikes?

i wrote a poem for other poor horny children hitting on their teachers:
BEAT THIS KENZI. ha

Holy Fuck By erica miday

Holy Fuck
I'm dead like a mallard duck
during the hunting season
for a very horrific reason.
Hit on a teacher
under a bleecher.
Asked for a kiss
he was such a cute swiss.
A rock on his finger
still i didnt linger.
too drawn by his lectures
and collared shirts with pretty textures.
How could i go wrong?
just daydreaming about his shlong.
But i shouldve stopped to think
before being such a little kink.
Before i tried to pull off his pants
for just alittle taste of romance.
sexual abuse is not to take light
you may be expelled just to set your head right.
where will i go then?
i guess somewhere without hot older married men.

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[13 Sep 2005|07:02pm]
[ mood | crazy ]
[ music | some classical shit ]

this is so fucked up. okay so i was writing down flirts and stuff... and i was KIDDING so i started writing about mr semrad. like JOKINGLY and im like Oh yeah hes so hot blah blah. AND I LEFT THE PAPER IN HIS ROOM.

can u say DUMB FUCK?

what a crazy day this was.

im probably gonna be arrested for sexual abuse on my history teacher tommorow so im sorry if i dont see some of u for awhile.

in choir we played with the blood witch (montez)'s condom which yes he keeps extras in his bag for "traveling".

im still not sure if i owe sarah icecream...
what a skank!

took parkers test after school. bombed it. was locked out of room. couldnt get stuff. dove for ballls without kneepads. pain. missed ride after practice. had to wait for 2 hrs to get picked up by mother.
flirted with football guys.

:)

im about to go pass out.

chad: do u guys like jesse mcartney?
sarah: youre so much hotter than him, chad. *sexeyes*
me: uhh.. *sandwhich hanging out of mouth* YOU ARE HOTTER THAN BRAD PITT CHAD. (very generic monotype tone.)

smooth?

like a cheese grater.

i have lik 6 movie dates this weekend.
WHO WANTS ME MORE? hah

such a movie whore.

SHOOT mE.

xoxo -erica

birthday list: (keep in mind)
1. rotweiler (if someone gets me one and leaves it in a cage on my front step most likely ill be able to keep it!)
2. rugby ball
3. gun to shoot mrs parker

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[30 Aug 2005|07:53pm]
[ mood | hyper ]
[ music | la torturaa ]

i got home overwhelmed. as usual.

its raining.

the rain sort of soothed me and i had the urge to run.

so i ran a mile or so.

for the first time ever i wasnt running to feel good about myself,
i was running to feel good about the world.

got home and didnt wanna go inside so i sat on my deck and ate a whole bag of carrots until my body felt like it was soaked through.

maybe if im lucky ill get hypothermia and not have to attend highschool.

<3 lovin it up

PS NEW YORK CITY SENIOR CHOIR IS ON A RAISE UP.

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[28 Aug 2005|01:20pm]
[ mood | complacent ]
[ music | waiting for my ruca ]

Heeeyyyy! volleyball was fun even tho we lost both games... and everyone left before they saw my one saweet move where i blocked the ball then it came on our side and i was off the net enough to pop it up and jessi hit it over... and then it came right back and I set it over in the middle and we got a saweet ass point!!! haha oh this is hilarious my dad is like trying to talk to me so i turned up "ass like that" and hes liek WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? haha u make my pee pee go DA DOING DOING DOINg... anywaysss... after spending the whole day trying to make plans i was getting frustrated and then i wwas pissed with nora anna and liza cuzz they were all like U HATE US and yadda yadda haha and so i was like GODDDD BITCHESS. and then doug came over and we were kicking a soccer ball around and heard screaming and found nora anna and lizas shoes in my basement and were like WOW. turns out they were like in my house for like 2 hrs just listening to me. hahaha that was funny. but then my dad got pissed as fuck when he couldnt find the sunglasses but hes calm now, guys, i think its cool. anyways went to max and ermas with kevin emma mary and doug. our waitress was paranoid! at one point we had 12 glasses on our table! i asked for sprite and shes like is mountain dew okay? and im like sure. and then when she was leaving i was like DONT THEY HAVE SIERRA MIST? and then she brought me sierra mist! and then shes like lemme refill ur water and i was okay. and when she left i was like I WANT SIERRA MIST. and then she brought me a refill of sierra mist. and then she gave doug mellow yellow and he was like ew, i want leomonade. and she brought it. and then mary... and that kept happening. and so we were like I WANT CHOCOLATE CAKE. but it didnt work... it was cool tho. I GOT DORA THE EXPLORA STICKERSSS! and mary and doug left so me levin and emma went to maggie moos and ate it in the parking lot at like 11 pm. nIICeee.

this morning i went to church with sarah. so ppl r always like arent u like disrespecting ur church? but to me all churches blend together. i mean its like a constant color war. like whose church is the best. but i see all the colors as one. (maybe thats why im so bad at matching clothes...) but seriously-god doesnt care where the fuck u worship as long as u believe in him... its retarded. and im not even 100% sure i believe... i still like advent. not cuzz of my beliefs, just cuzz of the warm environment. were all gods children. me and sarah are going church service crashing. no, not just for guys.... but also cuzz i wanna check out the differences in worship. i mean its all pretty similar. so i dunno wat theyre competeing for... who can be gods best disciples?? wadever.

then we ate tuna after walking barefoot to her house cuxzz of blistering pain.

im gonna go do my 12 hrs of homework.
-rica

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[26 Aug 2005|11:51pm]
[ mood | geeky ]
[ music | ass like that ]

this is to satisfy anna. its her birthday in 2 days. FINALLY. ugh grow up child. hah anyways... went to football game at St X. on a pursuit. ;) as most of u remember me talking about my UDF stalker man... well i found him on myspace and he keeps asking me to go out with him. knowing my luck he'll read this. HI KHEP. haha so anyways another reason to hate myspace... ITS SO ADDCITIVE THOUGH. UGhHAH. i admire those of u who dont have a blog of any kind form or manner. and those who dont have a screen name that are tall hot football players that id gladly bang... oh and those of us developing pizza faces. JET CONCERT TOMMOROW. SOME OF US need to call back when they say they will! HUMPH. anyways haha OUR FIRST REAL JV VOLLEYBALL GAME TOMMOROW 10 AM at WHHS BE THERE OR DEATH WILL FIND YOU. i want a boytoy. WHO WANTS SOME? hhaha

LAaTER
<3 erica

PS WE ONLY LOST BY 14 PTS.

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too crude for your virgin ears [22 Aug 2005|09:55pm]
[ mood | content ]
[ music | paperback writer-beatles ]

heyy okay so today i got a zero on my lab cuzz i didnt bring goggles. that sucked. and now im flunking out of science. i hate her.

but so this is the crude/extremely funny part:

so im changing for volleyball in the new buildings bathroom and i have to pee so i go to pee in like my underwear and so im putting my tampon in the disposer thing and as soon as i do i hear this click and the bottom opens up and allllllll these dirty pads and tampons and things ive never seen before fall out onto me so im like screaming and they keep coming like hundreds of them everywhere!!! and jessi and grace and jena open the stall door like WTF and r cracking up and im like screaming with like bloody tampons in my bra and stuff. it was so gross. so then i g2 wash my hands and theres no soap so i run into the boys bathroom forgetting im in underwear and get some soap and run back like I GOT SOAPPP!!! and this other girl is there and just like looks at me... and i mean WHO HAS DIRTY TAMPONS FALL ON THEM!!??? NO ONE. but i think that would be a good senior prank like save all ur drity tampons for a year and then leave them everywhere

so thats all

oh i got a professional massage!! it was so nice...

over
<3 erica

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better mood [19 Aug 2005|06:39pm]
[ mood | awake ]
[ music | diamonds are forever ]

FUCKTARTS- new flavored condoms

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stressed to the maximum level [18 Aug 2005|10:23pm]
[ mood | stressed ]
[ music | cry me a river ]

let me vent.
please.

first off i just want to say highschool is not fun. its a living hell. im running around like a diva missing her wig before opening act.

second off i want to say im sorry to all of my friends. you guys mean so much to me and im sorry i have barely had the time to even give some of u a smile. i miss you all and just cuzz im busy doesnt mean i dont wanna spend time with you and that i dont love u. so just making sure you know that.

so like i said. HELL. my teachers have not shown me one bit of sympathy. like no big deal im gone till 10 pm cuzz of volleyball scrimages at miami uni. its up to me to keep up. and i already feel myself slipping. ive got like 4 quizzes tommorow and dont have a study hall. i find myself copying sarahs homework in english as were being lectured on how cheating is bad. i gte maybe 5 hrs of sleep and i know all im doing is complaining right now and im sure lots of you have it worse. im just sore and tired and exhausted. and my parents arent letting up either. from the minute they picked me up theyve been screaming at me about how poorly im doing. i havent even been on myspace for like a week! (well.... maybe not a week) but im being pushed to stay fit, skinny, and smart. i dont even know who some of my best friends are and its only been like 4 days!! but i just feel like a lousy person. if all the other volleyball players can keep up, why cant i?

my mom just came in and told me maybe i should forfit volleyball.
i feel like crying.
or barfing.

I WANT TO CONTINUE MY SPORTS AND STUDIES.

please jesus?

<3 erica

PS i hope all of you are having an okay first week.
care to share?
just comment!

PSS i found out the jerry springer show and maury and the real world and laguna beach are all set ups.
:( you were the man, jerry. now youre nothing to me.
YOU HEAR ME?
NOTHINGGGG!

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bj:LSFK;lksdgklgs;kgd;GS [01 Aug 2005|04:55pm]
[ mood | calm ]
[ music | cyndi lauper ]

ian ramon: 62* lob wedge in my bag, 72 yards out, wind at your back, i live for this

i hope you're happy.

since this entry isnt about me ill just tell u today i tanned and ate salmon.

my stitches r hurting me.

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stupid stitches [30 Jul 2005|12:39pm]
[ mood | hungry ]
[ music | children of the revolution ]

so lemme fill you in on yesterday... i woke up at like 930 and was supposed to g2 the bank and then meet sarah and mary at graeters... the bank was closed so i went to graeters and met sarah who came in her PJs as usual. and then mary came with brandi but didnt want anything so left. so me and sarah decided we were hungry as usual. and we went to breakfast as usual at the echo. that was fun. then on the way home i stopped at the bank cuzz i saw the door was slightly open. so i opened it and it was a construction sight and all these topless hairy men stopped moving and stared at me and i was just like oops! bye. and left. pretty smooth on my part. (well nobody told me the bank was closing!) so then i get home and mom takes me to the doctors. on the way i confess i dont wanna do drama im a terrible actress and i hate the competition so im gonna take art XX. she was surprisingly okay with it. so then after waiting in this stupid robe (which was actually 2 facing front and back) and these booties and this cap thing i was called back. the nurse was alil annyoing. she kept bragging about her daughters volleyball skills and im like SHUT UP IM GETTING SURGERY DONT TALK TO ME. and then shed hold my hand and be like "darling, let me hold u". so then they made me take off my back cape... the problem with that was the type of underwear i was wearing... so i was trying to hide myself but i very well mightve flashed quite a few nurses. one of em noticed me struggeling and helped hide me until i was lying down. the freaky nurse with volleyball daughters came to hold my hand and told me to squeeze as hard as i wanted. so theyre all like THIS IS GONNA HURT A LOT. so i was shaking i was so scared. but then he did it and it was like nothing but i really didnt like that woman so i squeezed anyways. i think i turned her fingers blue. then my foot was numb and i had blood pressure things all over me and i kept trying to look at what they were doing but the lady would push me down. im like WHATS HAPPENING!? and shes like "theyre removing the nevus." haha anyways it was pretty cool. dr kerry talked about how he went on a cruise and was trying to make money because all the ppl were obese and he was trying to find liposuction patients. and he said these one ladies looked like their entire swimsuit bottem was full of oatmeal. haha so then after it was over the weird nurse helped me into a wheelchair and rolled me to my parents. she had these nerdy coil shoes too. with like the springs actually on them. then i went home with some movies and roly poly. i watched stepford wives then got bored so i got up to walk around and my mom forced me to sit down and prop my foot up (like she pushed me into this chair) so then i started screaming cuzz i was bored. haha then my hero and sidekick came over with a watermelon frappe for me!!! and she experienced my fucked up familia. (my brothers were trying to teach my nephew the down-the-way.) (and my nephew was roaring like a dinosaur) (and my mom was laughing hysterically) (my dads the normal one.) we started watching the life aquatic but then she insisted on leaving me :( and so she walked home. (that in shape whore!) hah watched spanglish... with family... got bored. ugh.

 okay so then i got in a really bad mood...
heres why :
my stitches started killing me, then my mom started crying because she let my cat out and he didnt come back, (still isnt back :() i told her to shut up cuzz she was annoying me, then some other friend stood me up, someother things cant say in here, oh and my doctor told me i couldnt try out for volleyball and i started crying. he cant do that to me! im going anyways i HAVE to. like no one understands! ughhh. i hate parents/doctors/people who try to make things better but ruin ur life. and i cant swim or exercise my lower body for awhile. pishnish. there were other things but i dont remember and dont feel like theyd be worth complaining about. then i watched the notebook at liek 1:30 am. started crying cuzz its just one of those movies. went up to bed and drew myself to sleep (yes, i draw when bored)
thats about all
heres some shoutouts:
KENZI-haha heres ur thing about u! u r so fantabulous thanks for bein my friend shortie. i love you to death ur amazing and ur pretty i guess... haha jk UR BEAUTIFULL!!!! and u like clay? then i like orange.

SARAH-you are my gorgeous hoe/EAFO. i love you ur the nicest friend i think ive ever had. no joke smoke! i cant believe ud buy/take a frappe to me! and get up in the morning to see me! lol. we can make it next year. i love you

MARY-im sorry for being a stuck up bitch yesterday. im sorry you were one too. maybe we should be nicer? ha u know ur my lifelong friend and i love you so much, right? cuzz if u didnt then now u do. ur part of my family. :) i love you mary boo! and ur hawt!! slash extremely pretty so get over it and dont say "LEAVE ME ALONE" ok? ok! hope ur boy problems sort themselves out. ATLEAST U HAVE SOME

EMMA-ya i havent talked to u one on one in awhile and i sort of need to but whatever. i have fun with u just sitting, its weird. but i just like it. haha anyways, ur my sunshine and u brighten my dayyyy!!!! MWAH BABYFACE.

A BECK-no, ur not a bitch. yes, i am. im such a hypocrite, i think im a huge bitch, but whatever. anyways, i had fun with u the other day, thanks for dying my hair, its SUPERBBBB. i do love you so live with it. and i know someone else who does.... ERIK LARSON! MWHAHAHHHAHAHAH bye

LIZA-happy happy happy happy happy happyyyyyyyyyyyyy BIRTHDAY. im sorry u couldnt be with me, i miss you i havent really done anything with u since ive been back. isnt that extremely sad? and now ur leaving and i hate this. i love you ill write to you. mkayy???? mwah! -ur bro

NASHVILLEGIRLSS-I MISS YOU AND LOVE YOU SO MUCHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CALL ME FUCKAS

KATIE-IM SO PROUD OF YOUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UR MY TOP BALLERINA!!! i miss you like madddddddd!! cant wait till august!!!!!!!!!! AND THE OMNIMAX> lol LOVE YOUUUUUU SEXYYYY

ANNA K-youre getting raped by bears right now but i love you and i wrote to u so SUCK IT. mwah

LILY-HA i FORGOT YOU. <3

i feel like i need a guy on this list...


KYLE FANT-haha thank you for the extremely fucked up but petite (did i use that right? lol) compliment. way to say u look good but demented. hahaha whateverrr bye

KYLE DALLMAN-i love u. need i say more?

BART-haha i dunno why ur in here...no offense! but now you are. ur a great neighbor...? umm we should hang out more. k bye. oh sorry u had to hear me screaming at my mother... shes a bitch.

LOGAN-still havent seen u. nothing to say. k bye

BEN RUSH-whats ur problem?? why havent u hung out with me yet?? DUDE. love.

BRIAN(yes sarahs boyfriend)-you probably will never read this but so what? TAKE CARE OF MY BABY. PS i get her rebounds, r u ready for this? (im allowed to say this cuzz u wont read this. har har har) (yes im alittle crazy, ull get used to it... after i pull u to the dark side)

RAINOR-U SUCK AT PLANNING. hah mwah

IAN-heyy dude, are u back yet? its been like 44=-0303=00=fsfs24134241242q fucking days. anyhoo we g2 chill sometime. bye :*

who did i forget? probably everyone that matters. oh well THOSE WERE JUST RANDOM PPL i THOUGHT OF. DONT GET OFFENDED? THANKS. I LOVE ALL OF JESUS' CHILDREN.

-STITCH BITCH- <3
PS incase u didnt hear/see, Becker dyed my hair black thursday.

heres some random pics:

ME SARAH AND MY BOOTIES )

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hello. [24 Jul 2005|07:26pm]
[ mood | happy ]
[ music | doc ock suite-spiderman2 ]

have i changed?

right...

so heres another wheres erica the pirate picture:
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

hahaha.

so i was eating a kiwi and i "accidently" licked the skin and it feels like when a cat licks u...
^random thought of the day.

so i got my cardio in! hurrah! ha and yesterday me elsie emma and mum saw rigoletto the opera! it was SUPERB. i actually teared up a bittle. :) and my mom kept saying how smart i was for recognizing this song from carmen... yeah long story. but apparently me and emma were both aroused in the first scene. hahaha damn you operaists!!

mkay bye!
-hammering love down-
ericaaa

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CAUTION: really REALLY LONG ENTRY. i commend you if you actually read it. [22 Jul 2005|10:56pm]
[ mood | chipper ]
[ music | switch ]

wow... okay i havent updated in so long... i was in WI for a month at an all girls camp as most of you know... but despite there being a shortage of penisis, it was immensly fun. (i did infact see a penis. but i wouldnt call it a privaledge since it belonged to my tennis instructer... yeah nvm) umm... i got a cute lover boy at north star but he was in 8th grade. haha SHUT UP. and lizzy managed to seduce this poor 12 year old, brian whose dad is on kitchen staff. (HAHA) so that was all on the male information front, but i did have a blast with my nashville girls and geneva of course and many others! learned to knit (shut up), sail, play tennis (shut up), and do some meditation (shut up). THATS MORE THAN A LOT OF YOU WILL EVER LEARN! :) a lot of camp was menstruation talks, boob contests, and streaking at 5 am. GREAT STUFF. but im not even being sarcastic, it did help everyone be more comfortable with their bodies and thats perfectly healthy. (so were not lesbos for showering together or drawing eachothers tits. hahaha) and religion was also a big part of camp life... i mean that in that everyone except 3 ppl (me and lily included) were jewish out of our cabin of 45. so me and lily spread jesus's love by singing songs and converting stuff. barbra stood up at service one day and was like: "i look around, and i see sooooo many colors and religions and different kinds of people and i just love it." and i wanted to go "shut the fuck up. everyones a jewish white american girl. theres one black girl and even shes jewish and everyones wealthy and there arent even boys here so i dont know what youre talking about." but i held it in. :)</p>

so without further ado... here is a preview of my second life:

 

BIFFER^

^trampball! (im in the blue shirt)

^our happy hands pottery club

^chillin like villians...

^attractive AND sophisticated


^look in the back

^roxy pepprica!

^me and lizzy r chillin in the background...

^casino night



^GO GREEN CLOVERS

^cookout

^4th of july

^look for the pirate in the back (thats me)

^my nashville cuties

^lily hanging from climbing wall

^me and lily racing (she STILL beat me)

^me hanging from climbing wall

^TELETUBIES!!! (of course i get to be the fat purple gay one.)

 

okay so when i got back from WI, i found cincinnati to be extremely boring. so hit me up on my cell if you wanna get together...

sunday i went to church. this woman gave me and mary a triangle to play and we banged it in this song. it was fun. then we hung out and went targeting and had fun. then i had a family dinner and watched my nephew. i taught him how to say DINOSAUR. and we jumped up and down and screamed for a bit. i almost forgot i was 14. talked to lizzie verity. all is well.

monday dont really remember? i think mary and sarah ended up coming over and we watched garden state and some of coach carter after playing mario party. we slept in then got up and ate and played mario party and rewatched coach carter and caught a lot of stuff we missed. LYLE (or channing tatum) is extremely hottt. (the white guy on the team) he has great fuckmelines and models for nautica. heres an exclusive preview:

channing tatum )

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[13 Jun 2005|01:19am]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | im a loser baby, so why dont ya kill me? ]

its been awhile.

got caught up in myspace.

 SOMEONE SCOLD ME.

i just got back from 12 hrs of kingsisland with kyle fanta and stephen and liza. and i also got back from 57 (or something) hrs with living at liza's. fun weekend. friday we had pki with doug and kevin. then ate at this indian resturaunt and had a hot indian water boy... but he pissed us off. so we shunned him. sort of. then billys partyish thing. then saturday we watched fightclub. then went to eat at this place... (shit, i forget its name) and then we went to reds game with ian christa and logan. then today happened.

I RODE DROPZONE FOR THE FIRST TIME. SCARY AS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i about died from overwhelming anxiety of the height and freefall. BUT NOW I HAVE RIDDEN EVERY RIDE IN PKI. (guess i g2 move on to cedar point...)

really not much else to say...

LAST CHANCE BITCHES AND HOES: Write it on some paper, or if youre too poor for paper, write it on a bag, wall, or ur skin.

Erica Miday
Camp Birch Trail
PO BOX 527
Minong, WI 54859

-----> june 20th - july 16th

 

 

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